Run - 1875 - 10 September 2023
Date: 10 th Sept 2023
Run number: 1875.
Hares: Jerry Can and Sweet and Low.
Location. Ricmar.
Visitors: Nil,
Virgins: Nil.
Returners: “Genie in a bottle” “Sweet and Low and “Cum Pussy”.
Number of runners: 19.
Anniversaries: “Lily Savage”20 “Sperm-Aid” 350 “Sweet and Low” 530 runs.
Start location was just off the N 340 at the international school in Elviria up a dirt track, the
postage stamp size H-H-H signs and Google maps made it easy!
Great to see “Sweet and Low” back, but then again, she was Haring the run! Also back was
“Cum Pussy” advising me she is now divorced!!! All single men on the Hash be warned!! We
may even see “Master Bates” driving back from Sweden if he reads the Hash report.
A good turnout considering how many are away on holiday and continued HOT weather, a
respectable total of 19 Hashes made it, Well done.
“Kinder” was stand in GM as “Sandra Bollox” was off on Holiday with the girls, I think in
Tarifa! The Hares explained the run markings, as they were using “Circles” in place of the
traditional “X” (Which worked out well) this was followed by the traditional “Hash group
photo” Again Hash flash “Golden Cascade” was not available, so Sir Flakey step up with his
faithful “Brownie” Photo out of the way ON ON was called, and the pack set off in what can
only described “Dribble” even “Salmonella Rushdie” was at the back!! The trail set off into
the campo, there was plenty of “Circle” checks, and the pack was kept together quite well.
There were not many false trails, but plenty of splits, they were mostly rubbed out before I
got there, so an easy trail to follow, we ended up in a dried up river bed, the pack had
managed to keep up this majestic snail trail pace!!! I was firmly stuck at the back with “Mr
Bradwee” and the lads “The Off switch” and “The pause button” We were all hoping the
“Beers stop” was not too far away as the Hash hounds “Eve and “Toni” were feeling the
heat.
Next, we came across a split in the trail with a “L” and “S” this I assumed meant “L” for
Losers and “S” for Studs, I chose the Studs route, I was proved that this was the correct
choice at the Beer stop, as the Losers were a lot slower getting there!!!!
The Beer stop was in a car park, very pleasant with shade, once the pack were well
quenched, the Hare “Jerry can” call On On and advised the pack that the trail headed off
down the road towards the beach!! “Dog face “was off like a shot followed by “Rub her
Turd” the possibility of spotting topless ladies gave the old bastards a new lease of life!!
As for me, I had notice that we had passed very close to the circle location, and I could see
the cars, “Salmonella” and myself took the unofficial short cut, half way back I could hear
“French erection” speaking in a Froggy voice so speeded up, I came across the “ON IN” sign,
so I didn’t feel too bad making it back on the correct trail!!
Great run, well marked, back at the Circle the other runners were coming in from ALL
angles.
With the Circle void of a GM or RA the stand ins did a great Job, “From Behind” cleansed a
few sinners non Hash attire, unfortunately they were wearing hash attire, “Mr Bradwee”
brought in “Kinder” for telling him his younger brother is “Still” younger than him!! Then the
other half “Froggy” was called in by Sir Flakey, as she was fumble ling, with a Madrid H3
“Thing” hanging from her neck which contained lots of songs, “Sir Flakey” then gave her his
Song book with Lanyard to hang around her neck, and hoped she would attend our hash and
use it!!!! She then opened the book, and we joined in a chorus of “I don’t want to join the
Army” well done “Froggy” please keep it up, Hopefully some other hashers will start to use
the song book!!!! Lanyards are available and hole punching machine.
Well done Hares ”Jerry Can” and “Sweet and Low” a lot of effort, and good run.
I could not attend the ON On On at “Jerry Cans” house as I don’t have any cooking skills. But
I am sure every one had a great time.
Run Score 9.0 (same as every week)
Looking forward to next weeks run, I hope Hares will come, and collect the cooler boxes
before they melt in the back of my car!
Hashers at the end of the scribe report I try and put the Hash trail on “Wikloc” this is a great
app to follow MijasH3 trails and help look for new trails, like the song book Mijas H3 don’t
seem to bothered to use it!! It’s a pity and a great way to follow old runs and find new
locations. We can only suggest and advise its up to you to use it.
On On forever, your Scribe
Sir Flakey.
Access to “Wikiloc”
To get the most of viewing Hash run trails got to www.wikiloc. and “sign
up” to the site “It is free” you can pay and get more features but it’s not
necessary, You can also down load the “APP” on your phone or sign up on
your computer, which ever you prefer, once you are on the Wikiloc site
look up “stephaniejolley” to see all the “Mijas H3 trails” with photographs
taken on the run, which have been posted on the Mijas H3 web page.
You can search for new trails around your area, and record them, it’s a
great tool for checking out run locations and viewing trails other people
have found, perfect tool to help Hashers to find great new trails!!