Run - 1939 - 17 November 2024
Run - 1939.
Hares - Sir Flakey & Golden Cascade.
Visitors - Jungle Balls and Clitmas Pussy (Phuket hash)
OMG and Dangerless (Donnington)
No virgins
Circle - Voltacado.
On On - La Boma not Bomba!!!
2pm start for what we were originally told maybe the best run ever , soon changed to best run of the week!!
44 hashers which is a brilliant turnout for this Scorpio run.
GM (Kindergarten cop) got the hares in to give the details of the trail. First thing was there was no separate Macho or Wimp trail. Around the 9km mark with the usual markings for False and Checkbacks and Splits.
The visitors came in to introduce themselves and asked to remember 3 names for the return circle.
The trail was certainly new territory for some , beautiful scenery, terrain a little loose underfoot for some especially on the descending parts but laid well and good markings. The front runners did quite a lot of running around to find the correct direction of the trail and every now and then we would hear the patter of Colonic’s tiny feet pounding behind us as he had gone off down the wrong way and had to play catch up. He really has changed!!!
Beer stop about a third of the way in but as the machos had been there for a time it was soon time to move off to the ‘Special Cava stop’. A little wet underfoot this part but again very scenic.
The Cava stop didn’t disappoint with sausage rolls and cake that Stiffanny or Cheffany as otherwise known had made. There didn’t seem to be much Cava left but then there was a lot of people, maybe we need to up the number of bottles?????
Off we went again and eventually made it back to the circle.
Visitors came and gave names , Bad Weasel was the beer bitch. GM asked for scores for the run which after comments of not keeping the pack together , no separate macho and wimps, no Cava at the end and checkbacks taking longer than normal the score of 9.4 was given even after Salmonella Rushdie gave his usual big score of 0.7. Pister Bradwee said it was the best run he’d done in the last 6 months, for those that may not be aware he has had 2 hip replacements done and this was his return run!!!!
Colonnic came in to do the down downs, there was a lot ranging from Jerrycan stating one of the hash signs had fallen down, did he pick it up? NO he did not, Belgian Milf saying that Mijas circles are boring and too long, some may agree, just haven’t been brave enough to say!!! Sir Flakey not finding the beer stop, he was convinced someone had moved it, Eggshell blonde taking over Colonnic, Deadend and Golden Cascade being too close, she was sat on his knee, Chicken George for getting the words to a song wrong and the male Donnington has her for having such white legs yet his face was tanned.
We had stories of Gang Bang coming in pissed at 4 in the morning and when Rick o Shea , Eggshell and Chicken George were young men in an expat hotel in Patong. This involved dreams, blow jobs and skiing, if you need to know ask one of them!!!
Jungle balls came in and said 1 in 100 men can suck their own cock and Deadend had volunteered to help the other 99!!!! Also when asked if praying Salmonella dropped his kegs and bowed to pray , arse on show to which Deadend also offered to help!!
Enough smutt now so onto anniversaries.
Smiler - 35
Big brother -66
Muzzle’im -95
Cacamaps -115
Pepper grinder -160
Aguasex - 250
Jerrycan - 350
Salmonella Rushdie - 415
Stiffanny -600
Kindergarten Cop -765
Sir Flakey- 780.
On on - La Boma, usual chaos with tables, good food and a relatively early home time.
Next week - Hares Clithero kid and a Bad Weasel.
Check out this trail from @Wikiloc!
https://www.wikiloc.com/hiking-trails/nice-walk-190928251?utm_medium=app&utm_campaign=share&utm_source=2087817 (Scorpio Run Sunday 17th November 2024)