Run - 1940 - 24 November 2024 The Orange Run
Run: 1940 Sunday 24th November.
Location: Cabopino Golf.
Hares: Clit Hero Kid & Bad Weasel.
Virgins: Christian.
Pack Size: 31 + 2 Hares
Anniverarios: Clit Hero Kid 15, Titanic 55, Bad Weasel 55, Muzzel I’m 95, Masterbates 200, Speed Bumps 255, Gang Bang 455, Colonic Irrigation 595.
So 31 people turned up for this Hash from Hell including one virgin. So we went at 2 o’clock from the run start seeing a dead snake then we went up up up up on this ball breaking strangely marked run.
It wasn’t so much of a wimps run which I took it was 7K of a macho ball breaker.
I must admit I did enjoy it but there were some people with replaced hips and walking sticks that were swearing that they’re never going to do it again including a funeral director who will remain nameless.
There was a macho ball breaker 10 1/2 km, even Just Say when was late for the beer stop. We we then proceeded to go down down down down after the beer stop it was down down down down little bit up then down down to the car stop 10 bottles of Carver was great.
At the circle our wonderful RA had made a new sleeve which had to be tested by someone who could do it. Well done Muslim many downs were given to the hairs for dodgy markings too hard to run et cetera et cetera but as always when we got back to marking the run everybody wanted to give it a 9.8 or something But they didn’t I think it was actually 8.8 or something like that far too many points for that piece of shit if you ask me anyway well done boys takes a lot of effort doing that I think that Clit Hero Kid or Mike Hunt, as I call him, had done at least three days wrecking to try and find some shitty terrain and a 14 km long tunnel. Lucky I bought my torch and I walked with Jerry Can and Lilo Lil after which it was off to Roberto‘s restaurant which was surprisingly good the food was very very good. See you next week. God bless everybody.
I love you colonic irrigation.
