Run - 1941 - 1st December 2024
A fabulous hash by From Behind and Big Brother, who somehow managed to avoid being shot by hunters whilst laying trail. Virgin Layla and several visitors also avoided getting shot. So all good! Very undulating and shady with many options for machos and wimps. Also good! Swedish pastries from Big Mouth and chocolate cake from Lilo Lil were devoured. Again good! Super On On with the loveliest restaurant owners at Oasis. Good, good, good! On on to next week, when a surprised Muzzle Im and Speedbumps will be laying trail in El Faro. All details coming soon
Run number 1941. Hares Big Brother and From Behind.
31 Hashers.
2 Virgins - Layla and Platoniak from Norway.
2 Visitors from Granada.
Run score 9.5
Circle - somewhere on the riverbed!!
On On - Oasis.
Circle formed we gathered to be told the markings , more for the virgins and visitors. There would be a Macho trail and A Vimps!!
Pause Button and Where’s the off switch made a comeback after weeks of absence.
The run was really well marked , some lovely terrain and views but still with a few steep hills getting those muscles in our buttocks going. Only 1 beer stop with some Swedish delights we were told, no big burly Dolph Lundgren lookalikes though sadly!! The delights were actually called Suckmeecocker or similar but tasted good.
I think the Machos had quite a lot of checkbacks so not sure how far they went but the run was approx 6km. No incidents, no falls thankfully and all arrived back at the circle almost all together , sign of a good trail.
Circle began, visitors named their 3 hash names they remembered and the down downs began.
Firstly Blanka Wanka snitching on Bad Weasel for watching the footie on his phone, did she not remember who was taking her home!! He was given the sleeve and a good attempt but not as good as Muzzle’Im last week.
NFF went to look for Cava at this point and found a bottle, well flies round shit came to mind, it’s as though they’d not had any at all!!
Sandra Bollox got a new car, reg starting MWN, several variations of what this could stand for but as it’s black it was concluded it stood for My Weenies Nigger.
1 hasher got lost , not unusual but had done the Malaga run the day before which was nearly the same run!!
Pause Button snitched on Pister Bradwee, yes his own Father, does he not know who feeds and clothes him.
Virgin Layla asked to sing, not a hash song but beautifully sang, we didn’t know she is a professional singer who had sung at Aguasex’s wedding 6 years to the day. happy Anniversary.
2 Anniversarios but forgot to write them down but you know who you are!!!
On On to Oasis where some participated in a Sunday Roast and others some Russian stuff!!
Run 1942 - Hares Speed Bumps and Clitherokid
