Run - 1943 - 15 December 2024 Christmas Curry Run
Christmas Curry Run
Blanka Wanka, From Behind and the chef Aquasex - also the Mini beer wagon - had a great turnout of over 40 in total (with the dogs) including 2 Virgins.
Seasonally dressed hashers gathered by the smelly bins on Calle Seyal, Campo de Mijas, in fresh breezy weather conditions for a well set 7.5km Macho`s and 5km "Talker`s" trail, some close to or using Malaga HHH from Saturday.
The Hares supplied lovely nibbles throughout and hot Glogg at the circle end, well done.
We were Sheperded into the the start circle (no Reindeer or Elves) but plenty of dogs, one dropping 3 separate stools by the Mini beer wagon - Speed Bumps and Muzzle Im getting a Down Down for that!!
Talking in the circle was abundant 6 hashers got a Down Down and some others included Running Nuts switching off her electric with a full freezer while away in Sweden, Nikki Beach smoking in the circle, Tit Tanic new shoes and Christmas knickers that were impressive, Smiler for best screeching and Dead End worst singing at the karaoke session at Malaga HHH ON ON - songs were sung in 7 different languages - it would have been 8 if Smiler actually sang.
Honours even for 6 best dressed but Speed Bumps was nominated by the RA, while Just Say When (QoT) - a best dressed - for her onesie poker dot suit with balls dangling and hood, suffered an ode by Clit Hero Kid a verse (to the Grand Old Duke of York song)
Ohhhh
Our Granny Old Queen of TRAILS
The Machos She Tries to DERAIL
They Want To Put Her In JAIL
Buttttt She Is The Holy GRAIL
Many retired to Aguasex`s Frog Hall to an excellent Indian ON ON. The food table was immense with a splendid spread of quality food items all delicious. With much merriment and Christmas joy, thanks from all of us go to her for a fabulous ON ON evening.
Report by Clit Hero Kid who was delegated the privilege to scribe by Pearl Necklace - appointed for arriving late and last in the start circle.
