Run # 2025 28th June 2026
Run Report 28th June ‘26
Run number – 2025
Hares – Jock in a Frock & Mrs Frock
Location – El Faro
Hashers – 26 + 2 Hares
Visitors – Yes
Run Score - 9.5
Mijas Hash Scribe
Despite it being the hottest day of the year so far, with barely a patch of shade to be found, 28 hardy hashers turned up for the Mijas Hash, where Mr and Mrs Frock laid their first trail as hares, assisted by Niagara Fanny Falls and Bad Weasel.
Before setting off, we welcomed one virgin, brought along by MILF. As tradition dictates, we all introduced ourselves before challenging him to remember three Hash names by the end of the afternoon.
The hares then briefed everyone on the trail. The walkers were promised a 5 km route, while the runners had around 8 km ahead of them. With that, we were off...
After a mere 1.5 km, the walkers reached the first beer stop. About 10 minutes later the runners arrived, and after a well-earned refreshment we all set off once again. This time the walkers were rewarded with a rather impressive hill to climb, while the runners disappeared along what looked suspiciously like a nice, flat trail!
Another 1.5 km later brought us to the second beer stop, where conversation quickly turned to the previous week's Glamp Out shenanigans. The hares also treated us to whisky and some delicious chocolate biscuit bars, which went down a treat in the scorching heat.
Back at the circle, the hares were awarded a well-deserved 9.5 for an excellent first trail.
The virgin was then called into the circle and did remarkably well, remembering three Hash names, including mine!
RA Colonic Irrigation took over the circle wearing his kilt. However, any hopes of him being a true Scotsman were dashed by the black leggings peeping out from underneath! He then gave the hares a gentle roasting for leaving the previous Málaga Hash trail markings on the ground instead of rubbing them out, declaring it was "the blind leading the blind" and making the trail a little more confusing than it should have been.
Suxit and Insideher were then hauled into the circle yet again for wearing the same Hash T-shirts week after week.
Meanwhile, Mummy's Boy somehow managed to drink all the whisky and received a well-deserved bollocking for overindulging at Saturday's Málaga Hash. He was later called back in to celebrate the fantastic milestone of 900 Hash runs—although exactly how many of those he actually ran remains open to debate!
The RA also admitted that he had managed to get himself lost before reminiscing about the very first trail he and his partner had set together, which apparently ended in an argument. It seems every couple who lays a Hash trail together has a disagreement at some point!
Stti and Rick were invited into the circle and found themselves sitting on ice. Quite why, I'm still not entirely sure, but somehow the whole circle burst into a spirited rendition of Swing Low, Sweet Chariot!
Next week's run was announced: three pool runs, with a reminder that no dogs are allowed at Aphrodisiac and Cradle Snatcher's.
The hares then pointed everyone in the direction of the On On venue, the circle was closed, and another excellent Hash came to an end.
As for me, I not only had the job of writing the Hash Scribe, but was also asked to be Hash Flash for the day. I guess this Harriet can multitask!
A huge thank you to Mr and Mrs Frock, Niagara Fanny Falls and Bad Weasel for laying such an enjoyable trail in sweltering conditions.
On On!
your humble everyone
Golden Cascade
