Run 1775 - 14 November 2021
Run 1775
Date: 14th November 2021
Hares: Just Say When + ‘Appy Ending
Coin, near Big Mat
Number of runners: 32
Visitors: Zulu + Blue Cheese, North Sealand Hash Denmark; Fine Young Cannibal, St Cruz, California
Score: 9,1
Guest Scribe: ZULU
Sunday the 14th, 20 plus degrees, at 15 hrs the pack of +25 hashers met at a well chosen parking spot in Coín. And with the whole lot circled an announcement by Sir Flakey for a 2 minute silence for Anzac Day.
As a guest the run itself turned out to be one that could have taken place in Libya, because shortly after the pack was let loose we were forced though a culvert
And that gave remembrance to the end of Col. Gaddafi and how he ended his days.
The pack survived, got through with minor bumps. The hares used all tricks of the book
and sent the front running bastards of Sir Flakey and Sir RubHerTurd and several more runners up at least 3 beautifully located view points just to find CB. The FB’s took it with af smile, and some how the knew the minds of the devious minded hares.
There were a lot more obscure challenges to come, however, Sir RubHerTurd had mentioned at 2/3 of the run there would be a survival drink and pause. I was dead meat already and was more in for the calculation of 1/3 of the distance were to come….
The hares must have turned the run up side down as we had had at least 2/3 of the run to come and the challenges that exceeded definitely the first part. Had Col. Gaddafi chosen this route he had easily escaped - but luckily he did’t….
Back at the parking spot after facing multiple challenges that called for exhaustion of even a well trained mountaineer, several of us were more than happy surviving fierceful tour of 8,5 km. Spermmaid and Danish Blue had wisely chosen a safer route, and welcomed the adventurers survivors…..
Again Sir Flakey gathered the pack and this suicide run was judged being in top with 9,5 points - well deserved….
RA Shitler took over, and my God he was a mean bastard, punishing any and all related to
Scandinavia several times. Balls that had survived the scratching of thorns, was suddenly placed to cool off on ice… That will not be remembered, however, never forgotten…..
The SS (Shitler Show) carried on to great amusement even the punished lot. It was also time to say goodbye to Streakey after 16 years in Spain, Australia is calling for a new adventure and best wishes from the all of running bastards.
The sun was going down, the circle closed and most of the pack went to the nearby Indian restaurant, and had a wonderful meal. Being guest runners we had a splendid day and will certainly return to join the pack.
On on
Zulu
