Glamp Out - 11th, 12th 13th June
Gourmet Glampout Weekend, Hotel De Sancho, Tarife – June 2021
The venue was fabulous and the 67 Hashers were focussed on having a really elegant and sedate weekend. The goody bags in the rooms contained our own wine glass with our name on it a patch and key ring to commemorate the occasion and an amazing T-Shirt (Thanks to Spermaid who sponsored these).
The Burro Bar was all set up with sophisticated cocktails and gins and an abundance of food unlike last year’s event. The emphasis was on demure sophistication rather than the usual raucous behaviour of past HHH weekends!
Stiffanny and Frilly Knickers had set up a Haberdashery shop in the bar selling Posh frocks and shirts for the Hashers to were during their stay and especially for the Gala Dinner night on Saturday which promised to be a grand affair. Stiffanny and Sir Flaky had even organised cheese with port, brandy and Pacheran to be available in the Burro Bar afterwards for the Hashers to wind down and enjoy some stimulating conversation and light music to end the evening.
Breakfasts were also being catered for (thanks to 5 Knuckle Shuffle and Colonic Irrigation) the fry ups were both necessary and delicious.
Everything was set for a great weekend and the runs had all been set by the Hares so what could go wrong!
One of the highlights of the Glampout weekend was the very moving, deeply religious ceremony whereby Kindergarten Cop bestowed the title of Cardinal on Colonic Irrigation there were a few tears of joy whilst the Hashers felt their beads! The church vehemently denies that later the newly appointed Cardinal was spotted dressed as a Guardia Civil wielding his large penis, scaring young lady Hashers (Spits and Swallows) with his large penis. In fact, shortly after his inauguration, he presided over the Gala Dinner in his ceremonial robes, where he blessed the Hashers prior to them partaking in the Gala Supper. This was a very civilised, cultured event and contrary to some insinuations, again there is no evidence to suggested that there were any renditions of malapert ditties such as Barnacle Bill - Sir Flaky and Dipper, Alouette – Dipper and Gang Bang, Duck in the ocean – SARS etc absolutely did not happen!
There is absolutely no photographic or video footage of lady Hashers dancing on already wobbly tables after copious amounts of drink (Spits and Swallows, Claudia Shaver, SARS, French Erection, Buggered in the Woods, Sandra Bollocks, Golden Cascade and possibly some others). Although it was reported that there was an incidence of upskirting (Sir Flaky) this cannot be proved and none of the lady Hashers were aware of this taking place.
There was also an allegation of skinny dipping (Budgie) by Golden Cascade, but this has yet to be proved through lack of photographic evidence of his penis, but Golden Cascade said this was because it was so small. However Out Dogging vouched for him being in their room when this was supposed to have occurred, but did concur about the size of his member.
Also there were some Hashers that dreamt there was a party corner in the pool area where the hard core Hashers drank and frolicked until the early hours but again this has not been proven and is vigorously denied by those accused of this heinous crime. (Blanca Wanker, Aquasex and many others)
Many thanks to Stiffanny, Frilly Knickers and others worked hard to produce some delicious snacks and food throughout the weekend, and after the Sunday Hare of the Dog run (which by the way no Hashers had hangovers after drinking the bar dry of gin – Rubber Turd), there was an enormous paella and Hashers gathered in the Burro Bar to listen to light music, small talk and drink relatively small amounts of alcohol. There were suggestions that Sir Flaky was shouting ‘shite’ everytime a piece of music came on that was not to his liking, but this is doubtful. There was also implications that many of the Hashers were unable to speak through drinking copious amounts of booze but again this is vehemently denied and there were no signs of bad hangovers the next morning (Cardinal Colonic, Sir Flaky, Budgie, Urine, etc) so this scribe thinks this is another attempt to bring the weekend into disrepute by a few who were clearly not happy with the state of affairs.
Altogether the Gourmet Glampout weekend was very civilised, glamourous and sedate event the Hashers were, on this occasion, on their very best behaviour.
Well done everyone On On.
Your scribe
Out Dogging
