Run 1753 - 13 June 2021
Hares: Cardinal Colonic Irrigation / Sir Flakey
Location: Tarrifa Camp Out
The Goat Run
The run started with a semi circle at a bullring that was more like a round pen - there were no horses or bulls to be seen though.
We then went off into the campo and I felt like I’d been beamed up by Scottie to Wales as the scenery was so like that. We rambled 3 km through bramble brushes, rocks and rivers. The hash dogs loved those rivers. There were arrows all over the place but we still all kept getting lost in brambles. A goat joined the hash and followed us all the way to the Tinto Verano stop. The goat didn’t get any hash drink so he drank his own piss. Speedbumps fed him some crisps. After much needed refreshments we did the last 1 km back to the hotel pool for the circle. A few hashers got lost because they went the wrong way. Stiffany got the blame for leading 10 hashers the wrong way despite the good markings!
The goat tried to follow the hashers back. To save it from crossing the road Blown a Seal tried to stop it and the nasty thing gored her leg so the goat was put into the bullring where it belongs!
A misdemeanour by French Erection brought her into the circle and she left her hat on so two down downs for her.
Shaggy joined the circle for getting hash names mixed up and then Kindergarten Cop had to down a drink for calling Speedbumps ‘Fabi’
Cardinal Colonic took the circle and called in
Speedbumps for swimming in the circle to be iced and drink her beer wearing the Shitler sleeve.
Colonic downed a drink for calling Speedbumps ‘Fabi’
Stiffany was iced for the aforementioned wrong turn and downed her beer wearing the shitler sleeve.
Blanka wanka joined the circle for not doing the run because she was hungover with Johnny A with big tits like hers. They were joined by the other male hashers with big boobies, Budgie Smuggler and From Behind.
Elvis joined to help - he was in charge of the irrigation punishment for anyone crossing their legs or holding a drink in their right hand.
Aqua Sex was called in for ratting on Golden Cascades who paraded around the pool last night in her knickers whilst Dead End was trying to sleep.
Chocolate Starfish was called in for shoving his penis in Dead Ends face last night.
Aqua Sex also ratted on Sir Flakey for upskirting the hash dancers from last nights party and the scene was reenacted.
A Returner who has been missing for 7 months was reintroduced and we learnt that she is moving to Oz to play with Roos, learn a new language and join the Brisbane Hash.
American Steve from Southend and his Russian American Mrs (who haven’t been hashing for years as they had Covid but won’t have the experimental injectable) were brought into the circle as they didn’t do the run today as she has lots of false body parts, including two hips.
Organisers were brought in for down downs for training goats to stab hashers, sponsoring t-shirts, getting pissed on gin (Rubber Turd) and set runs etc.
What a fabulous job they did!
Lost property - aqua sex for leaving posh anniversary mug. We now have a list of lost property items, including Chocolate Starfish’s glasses, a plate, a pair of knickers and the Scribe Sheet!
Back to GM for anniversaries - names and numbers to be added later (lost Scribe Sheet)!
Scribe down down and one for Dead End - not sure what he’d done this time
Dipper took over the circle to explain how much work was in the organisation- including just those who’ve helped with rubbish etc. The committee have been having meetings with each other every week and some became more like boxing events.
The main organisers joined the circle - Cardinal Colonic Irrigation, Gangbang, Stiffany and Sir Flakey.
Dipper closed circle with the Hash hymn.
We then went back to the Burro Bar for an excellent Paella (badly pronounced by Cardinal Colonic Irrigation) and more partying.
Hares: Cardinal Colonic Irrigation and Sir Flakey
Number of Hashers: 66?
Run Number: 1753
Date: 13th June 2021
Location: Tarifa - Cadiz Campout
Virgins: 0
Visitors: 0
Run Score: 9.8
Anniversaries:
Sweet & Low - 500; Dead End - 15; Shaggy - 250; Crooner19 - 5
On on
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