Run 1754 - 20 June 2021
Run Report 1754 Enchanted Forest Run
Date: Sunday 20th June 2021
Hares: Just Say When/ Claudia Shaver
Location: Finca la Mota
Virgins: 3 Mark, Linsey and Emily
Visitors: 0
Returners: 6
Number of Runners: 30
Anniversaries: Golden Cascade 490
Super Pooper 40
Claudia Shaver 10
Urine 10
Pause Button 10
Run Score: 9.4
Just Say When and Claudia Shaver promised an exciting, magical, shady run in the mystical woodlands with the goblins and fairies!! We were not to be disappointed. The hounds gathered in the parking area, some with flowers in their hair and looking gorgeous (Claudia Shaver , Just Say When, Blanca Wanka) and others just with flowers in their hair (From Behind, which, give him his dues, he wore throughout the run, and was the only male to show his feminine side on this occasion) The fairy ladies are so proud of you.
The Hounds went off into the enchanted forest, probably frightening the magical fairies and goblins half to death. Mmm Goblins (now there’s a thought!!) Anyway things were very still and cool within the forest, the hounds happily frolicked amongst the trees and flowers searching for flour, which on some occasions, was a bit scarce, perhaps the Goblins had played tricks on the fairy hounds by magically making some of the markings disappear!
A little deeper into the forest the hounds discovered an enigmatic secret castle where the Goddess of the Forest served sparkling nectar from tiny fairy cups. The hounds were so taken with the castle that they tried to put in an offer to buy it but were told, as it was mystical, it would disappear as soon as the Goddess departed. Fairy tears all round! Fresh from the sparkling nectar the fairy, goblin hounds travelled on and came upon the mysterious cave and just pondered at its mystical magic.
A little way further the fairy, goblin hounds had to rest and partake in their usual refreshments found by way of a divining stick (Crooner 19). However, there was soon a whisper in the breeze that the Fairy Goddess was unable to leave the enchanted castle as she could not remove the sparkling nectar, however this was soon rectified and she returned to the forest minus the nectar.
The second part of the scamper by the fairy, goblin hounds was just as magical as the first, however wings were a bit jaded and they reluctantly departed the forest to get back to the fairy, goblin circle, (enough with the Gobbling).
Back at the circle there were some obnoxious goblins riding around on noisy trail bikes and even the Fairy Cardinal Colonic Irrigation struggled to make himself heard above them.
The water diviner , Crooner 19, was given a severe dressing down for coming clad as Hugo Boss, including a Rolex watch. He was told he must wear Hash haberdashery by His Worship the Cardinal. It then transpired that he also owed money to the Hash Cash fairy, Golden Cascade, for his run fees, don’t fancy his chances much!
Stiffanny was also in trouble for wearing a T-shirt with mother on the back, as it was Father’s Day.
The Cardinal also made examples of Rubber Turd and Urine for wearing their Glampout T-shirts to the Hash run.
Terrorist and Titanic were reprimanded for not giving their visitors, Jo and Nigel, the correct information regarding the etiquette surrounding the Hash Circle at the Glampout weekend.
A magical, mystical story was narrated about Golden Cascade who actually believed a folktale about a woman who had given birth to kittens! Now that is a Fairy-tale. Unreal Golden!!
Cardinal Colonic was pulled to one side by the GM, Kindergarten Cop, as there had been some deliberation about the fact that the Cardinal and Just Say When had spookily similar rib injuries. Popular goblin opinion, put this down to the fact that they had gyrated together recently in some form of mystical ritual!!!!
THE END
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