Run 1755 - 27 June 2021

ate: 27th June 2021

Run Number: 1755

Hares: Urine and From Behind

Location: Fuengirola Hipodromo

Number of runners: 32

Number of Virgins: 4

Run Score: 9

Anniversarios: Karma Chameleon 475, From Behind 115, Red Hot Chilli Pepper 90, Bloody Pinocchio 75

Today the hash met up at the Old Hippodrome

A pretty central meet-up for most hashers to roam

We had a robust pair-up of Urine and From Behind

They promised today to the Wimps to be kind

To be honest the place was a total f…….ing tip

But let’s hope in their planning this was just a blip

And then we heard a tooting of the horn ah yes its Colonic

With his new flash car that travels supersonic

But we asked him what is that plaster on your chin

And then he told us the story with a big wide grin

No that is just to cover it up a bit

Because underneath is an enormous great zit

So we set off and soon the pack got very hot

And shelter to be found was not a lot But finally we entered a calming green glade

Bloody hurrah a beer stop in the shade

Now I had Bravefart offering me a rum and coke

So after all he turned out to be quite a good bloke

But as he started to drive away he didn’t  get far

He still had a potted plant on the roof of his car

So we arrived back at the circle and waited for what seemed an age

Before Kinder and Colonic finally took centre stage

Today it would be Urine who would have the longest sit on the ice

I’ve done it myself it’s not very nice

But he was able to sustain himself with many down downs in the end

And a massage down below from his new girlfriend

By this time we felt the need to hurry

We set off to the Palace of India for a nice hot curry!

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Bloody Pinocchio