Run 1751 - 06 June 2021

Hares:                                  Speed Bumps / Kindergarten Cop 

Location:                             El Faro

Sweaty, Slippy Shitty

It was hot!! The Hares and Hounds assembled in the shade on a gradient equivalent to the Alp D'Huez, (tough 13% climb on the Tour de France), the only difference was that obviously all the neighbourhood dogs had also enjoyed doing their business in the shade which a number of Hounds trod in, some more than once Speed Bumps!

Stiffanny was there sporting her new arm cast, bandage thingy, due to another procedure on her arm which she damaged falling on a glass after drinking heavily. New shoes were Christened with beer.

Hares stepped out of the shade to start the run and immediately everyone began sweating profusely, particularly as there was a seemingly never ending upward climb, on newly ploughed ground. It was equivalent to walking uphill through treacle and so energy sapping. Reaching a peak was a relief but what goes up ..... coming down was hazardous with the ground slipping away underneath us. Salmonella Rushee nearly lost it, jumping around in his usual lunatic manner, and slid into a pile of Hounds trying to negotiate the downward sliding in a sensible way (if indeed a word like sensible can be used to describe any Hasher!) Gradually the ground gave way to a firmer terrain but lots more upward climbs.

Along the way it seemed that Colonic was popping up in more than one place, it later transpired that Cross Dresser had come dressed in exactly the same Hash outfit as Colonic, how bizarre!

The Beer Stop could not come quick enough (but it didn't) and the sweaty, thirsty Hares eventually arrived with palpable relief. Pisses Bradwee had brought along some chocolate muffins which were immediately scoffed, mainly by Pause Button. Far too quickly for some, Kindergarten announced it was time to continue On On.

The Hares grudgingly downed their drinks to continue in sweaty mass, conversations focussed a lot on the coming weekend's Glampout, even Chocolate Starfish seemed more Manic than usual (and that's saying something) and was obviously as excited as everyone else about a weekend with Buggered in the Woods in Tarifa! It should be a good laugh he said, as if he was not going approach the Glampout with the respect it was deserving of!!!!

The Hares found their way back to the Circle by which time it had been moved by Kindergarten and Speed Bumps to higher, flatter ground in the blazing sun, but minus the dog shit, apart from that still clinging to Speed Bumps open toed shoes, yuk!

Colonic as RA handed out various punishments for infringements, one nearly punishable by death, for Dogsy, who had parked his bike up against Colonic's new Mercedes AMG 5.5 (obviously small penis syndrome)!! Ice was used for punishment for some but really under the heat everyone would have given their right arm to sit on it, and Stiffany had nearly, accidentally, given hers!!!!

Stiffanny was excited to tell the Hares all about the Glampout and told everyone to bring a plate, knife, fork, swim wear and towels. The Hares became visibly excited like children at the thought of the weekend and conversations continued about the plans for runs and the Gala Dinner throughout the On On. There was a brief distraction where everyone gave their Peter Kay impression of 'gaarlic bread'

Number of Hashers. 28
Run Number. 1751
Date. 6th June 2021
Location. El Faro
Virgins. 0
Visitors. 0
Returners. Comes Twice

Run Score. 8.7

Anniversaries. Sir Flakey. 690, Colonic 450, Kindergarten Cop. 640, Sars. 35, Frilly Knickers. 20, Out Dogging. 15, Budgie Smuggler 15, Pisses Bradwee. 10, Acky Breaky. 10

On on

Your scribe: Out Dogging