Run 1765 - 05 September 2021

Date: 05.08.2021

Hares:. Just Say When / French Errection

Run Number:. 1765
Location:. Enterrios

Number of Hashers:. 20
Virgins:. 0
Visitors:. 0

Run Score:. 9.6
Anniversaries:. Freckle Fanny 5/ Budgie Smuggler 20

Report:. All Fall Down

The Hares worked hard on this one, spending most of the previous day setting the run, including cutting back prickly bushes so the wimpy hounds would not scratch their delegate legs.

The run started off along the Cardinals favourite, the river bed which was quite hard going and slippery. Then the I

nevitable long upward climb and the hounds soon noticed how Slippy the ground was here, I was glad I had taken my stick but think that the young lad with Freckly Fanny took the stick as a sign of being old and wobbly and tried to help me when I slipped!!

We carried on and the hounds separated as they got into their strides and it was noted that the bushes had been expertly cut back, even after French Errection lost two pairs of cutters in the bushes.

The beer stop seemed to appear out of nowhere and the hounds, hot and thirsty quenched themselves quickly and were told to move on for the Cava Stop! From here some of those with no gumption took the whimps trail following Cabin Boy who also had his sun parasol to protect his delicate skin from the sun. The next hurdle for the hounds on the macho trail was a steep slippery downward climb which we were all encouraged to do by Blanca Wanka. When we got to a very tricky bit, where the hairs had placed a rope around a tree for the hounds to shimmy down. Everyone helped one another to get down safely but Blanka Wanka was terrified saying no I can't do it, I have to go back, boo hoo, boo hoo, I don't like going down she said to which Budgie piped up, well you are never going to find a husband then! Out Dogging was outraged as it implied that she did like going down, which she confirmed that she didn't, under any circumstances. Anyway after much encouraging by us all, Urine and Brave Fart helped Blanka Wanka get down, Blanka Wanka nearly taking Urine out in the process. After which she saidj 'oh I want to go down again now, that's the spirit Budgie said.

After the terrifying decent the hounds got to the river bed which had water in it and the stones were very slippery with green algae. Urine promptly slipped and hit the water in a spectacular splash. He was asked to repeat it as the Hounds, already at the Cava Stop (THE WHIMPS) missed the opportunity for a photograph, too busy were they relaxing and drinking Cava. French Errection, already in her bikini and swimming in the cool pool of water also took a tumble on the rocks but manage to keep her glass if Cava in tact.

It must be said that the Cava Stop was a lovely spot, probably not known by many but the Hounds loved it and marvelled at the ability of JSW to find these special out of the way spots.

Eventually we had to leave the Cava haven and make our way back to the circle area. About 200 yards from home Freckly Fanny (who was catching a flight back to Belgium that very afternoon) fell over and badly grazed her leg. Luckily Nurse Golden Cascade was on hand with the first aid kit to administer some iodine on the grazes.

Back at the circle everyone except Salmonella Rushdie agreed that it was an exceptional run and gave scores of 9.5 to 9.9. Salmonella brought the scores down considerably, sighting French Errection's breasts as the reason for his down scoring! Which everyone though was very unfair.

Cardinal Colonic handed out some punishment's making the victims sit on ice, GM Kindergarten for being Mike Tyson's adversary with a black eye and scratches on his neck, not knowing how he came by them. French Errection and JSW for having a lesbian affair whilst setting the run and swimming topless in the pool where the Cava Stop was.

Mummy's Boy was pulled into the circle, something about having golden bollocks and walking like John Wane. Then it was Brave Farts turn for a false snitch about Cabin Boy.

The circle broke up and the final fall of the day was Budgie's as he tried to help Out Dogging up another Slippy slope?

Your Scribe : Out Dogging